Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
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I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
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Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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