apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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