CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
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id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
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what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
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