whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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