Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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