Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
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Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
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Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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