How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
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Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
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Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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