Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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