I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
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