Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
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Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
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I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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