You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
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I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
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She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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