Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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