I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
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he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
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My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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