hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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