I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
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