Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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