Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
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Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
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Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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