I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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