Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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