erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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