covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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