I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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