Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
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I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
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"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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