your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
They should really pass out barf bags in church
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Randomize
