I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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