wat bout pragnant strippers??
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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