Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
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my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
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I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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