Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
He literally asked permission to hit on me
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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