I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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