so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Randomize
