There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
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