I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
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Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
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I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
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