Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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