everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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