have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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