I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
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Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
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Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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