I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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