some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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