Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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