You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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