Christians are straight up FREAKS
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
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guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
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I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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