Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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