The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
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You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
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I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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