How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
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So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
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I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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