and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
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