So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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