also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
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First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
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She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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