"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
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Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I don't deserve a penis
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
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You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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