I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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