We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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