Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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