Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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