Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
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he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
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As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
how does that bad decision feel?
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