period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
They are going to name an STD after you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Terrible idea I love it
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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