He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
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