NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
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I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
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Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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