TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Randomize
