What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
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Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
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you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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