Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
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