There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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