3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
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